Today’s entry is about: How to put a chicken to sleep. 

Here’s a quick FAQ for you.

Q: When will I use this?
A: Probably tomorrow.

Q: Why would I use this?
A: Because you now have this information so you will probably try it when you next get the chance (i.e. tomorrow).

Q: You keep saying tomorrow, is something happening tomorrow with chickens?
A: No.  Well, unless you’re going to a farm.  Your silly.

Q: Are you sure this isn’t harming the chicken?
A: I’m hungry, anyone want to grab me some food?

Q: Wait, why did you avoid that last question?
A: I agree, it is a beautiful day outside today!

Q: Hmm…you’re really weird, espeically since you’re really me, creating this FAQ pretending to be two different people, one asking and one answering questions in order to make this FAQ sound proper.
A: Say that again and I’ll have you hung!

Q: Uhhh, but then you’d be hanging yourself, dumbass…
A: That’s it! I’m getting the rope!

Q: We have to go now, I hope you enjoy the video.
A: Anyone know how to tie a proper hanging knot?  Perhaps some sort of FAQ would help…

Q: *Smacks head with hand*
A: Oww!